I had a thought earlier about what I was going to start with but that all changed when I went to take the garbage out. Some back story...I live across from a church that is just down from this amazing Portuguese restaurant that was my last meal. So, I open the front door and get a face full of the wonderful smells from the restaurant that I'm sure is working overtime making food for the after church crowd. I think I might have humped the air a little. Either way there was a little sadness and sexiness in my walk back into the house.
I got lots of good stuff today, cauliflower, turnips, veggies and some of those tiny cabbage things people hate. I don't mind them and since my new goal seems to be to make my gas worse and worse each day, this should help. For dinner, I almost wasn't in the mood to eat so I left it a little late and ended up having beans and potatoes. Lame! I know, you would think with all the stuff I got today I would make something wonderful. Not so much. Tomorrow for sure! I plan to kind of cook for the week.
Right now I'm watching the food network. Mistake today was watching a whole show on bacon. They have something called bacon salt! Anything can taste like bacon. Bacon lip balm! I know...wrong, yet you kinda want to do it. I'd kiss that off a homeless man! Maybe I need to not watch the food network anymore. I just had a debate with myself about adding "Sex with Lynn Crawford on a butcher block" to my bucket list. Aside from this not really being in the cards unless I win the lottery, Lynn and I are not getting any younger and butcher block sex would not be ideal for my back. I'm a realist.