I get it’s only day six and all but I have never wanted to suck the meat off a chicken wing so bad in my life. I actually thought about honey garlic wings, thicker messy sauce not the runny kind that you get sometimes that really doesn’t stick to the wings. Anyway, I fought the urge to order a pizza again tonight. It wasn’t so bad but there was some self hate. My throat is slightly better but I’m now moving on to the sexy dry hack. Today I coughed and farted at work. Fairly sure no one was the wiser. Even if my work mates read this I don’t think it counts unless you actually catch me farting. Just so you know.
I still feel like I need to cook a big meal. Normally this would mean a huge hunk of meat surrounded by some seasonal vegetables…but right now I need to get organized and think about cooking up some vegetables tomorrow for dinner. I can’t live on little things forever that get me around meat. Also, this cold might go away at some point. When that happens I don’t want to be rapist hungry and beat some poor co-worker for their lunch. It’s bad enough I sniffed ones Mc Donald’s breakfast this morning.
PS. Tonight I had cheese, crackers, rice and a package of Peanut Butter M & M’s that can only be found at the front of Shoppers. I love them.
PSS. My pee smelled like Kraft Dinner today. That can’t be good.