My facebook status. Trying to figure out a way to make sweet love to my new toaster oven. Greatest purchase of the year!
Amazing! I don't know how I lived with the sad little one my mother got me a few years ago. This beautiful one is clean, a good size and had many settings. Best 40 dollars I've ever spent. I reheated part of a squash and it was great! I added some rice and brussel sprouts and had a real dinner. There is a special person out there in her warm wool socks who seems to think I could go 30 days without making real food. I think I kinda did it tonight! To her I say, see you Thursday!
Today wasn't bad. I've had a lot of rice today for some reason. I was going to have beans but beans and brussel sprouts would not go well together. I pictured my boss having to add to my file "complaint from several co-workers about rancid ass smell at reception causing inability to work or focus on simple tasks." I don't think they would call an "ass day" instead of a snow day but who knows. It is social services.
I'm semi starting to worry about my cat. I wonder if this makes me even more of a lesbian? Anyway, he doesn't pee in his box in the house. Tonight he semi tried but seemed a little pissed off at his new litter. I fear the worst but then think that maybe he just has a huge cat bladder to go with his formerly huge cat nut sacks. That's fair right? Will see how he is tomorrow.
I'd kill for a big hot dog right now.