Cat on a roof. That's what I woke up to at 630. My useless cat was on my roof jumping from my house to the neighbours. I have no idea where this cat gets his energy. Wait, maybe it's the can of chicken dinner I opened up for him. I also got to come home to him trapped in his collar and freaked out.
Today was a good day for food. Well, there was an issue. I was running late, you know cat on the roof and all so I got an Egg Mc Muffin. I asked for no meat. Just egg and cheese. Well, I get to work and it has ham on it. I was so hungry. I didn't want to cheat so I gave the ham to my co-worker then ate the rest. Yes I'm sure I hate some ham juice in me (HA! Dirty) but I don't think it was cheating. Trust me if I was cheating I would be dry humping a hot dog cart while eating ribs waiting for my hot dog to cook. Wow, that would be good.
I have to tend to my cat...who is still upset. I'm such a lesbian.